2. Celebrities in NYC pay $2400 a night to secure a deluxe private suite. Suites include: private chef, plush robes, luxury towels, gift bag, fine bedding, wireless internet access, fully-stocked fridge, etc. It's JUST like a luxury hotel, except when you check out they give you a bill and another human being that you're now responsible for for the rest of your life.
3. Jelly Bean will get LoJacked so no one takes her... including us. If we accidentally stroll down the wrong hallway...the entire hospital goes on lockdown. So there's about a 60% chance this will happen to us.
4. Babies are born on the 6th floor. Unless you get stuck in the elevator on the way up.
5. After Jelly Bean is born it's 100% up to us how much or little time we want to spend with her. Which will be helpful if she turns out to be a jerk.
6. If, for whatever reason, we want 30 people in the birth room, it's a-okay. That would be surprising and quite exciting though, since we don't know 30 people in the city.
7. We can make the birth room a more comfortable environment with aromatherapy, Christmas lights, etc. But...no open flames. The fact that they had to say that out loud means this has been an issue in the past.
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